Dear Citizens of the United States of America,
When displaying a single American flag, the stars ALWAYS go on the top left. I know when you display it vertically, it makes sense for them to be on the right, but that is incorrect. The stars should always be on the top left. This is particularly important when attending international soccer matches. Foreign soccer fans think we're pretty flippin' stupid anyway, lets, at the very least, display our flag properly.
Sincerely,
AJ